Don’t let the cute illustrations on valentine cards fool you my friends, in the final chapter to countdown our glorious day of LOVE, I give you the remaining Valentine selects suited for junkfood junkies, kinksters and love-sick homicidal maniacs à la Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction.
However please have some respect for our fellow creatures and leave the bunny-boiling this Valentines Day.
Bondage, or toys anyone? wink, wink, nudge, nudge…
And what do hotdogs have to do with Valentine’s Day?
Your guess is a good as mine.
Randy weenies aren’t they?
Mustard seems to be the lube of choice for our friends here.
I give up.
Happy Valentine’s Day!