Randy cocktail weenies and other icons of love…

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Why won’t you be mine?

Don’t let the cute illustrations on valentine cards fool you my friends, in the final chapter to countdown our glorious day of LOVE, I give you the remaining Valentine selects suited for  junkfood junkies, kinksters and love-sick homicidal maniacs à la Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction.

However please have some respect for our fellow creatures and leave the bunny-boiling this Valentines Day.

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Is that a deformed bologne loaf in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Bondage, or toys anyone? wink, wink, nudge, nudge…

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And what do hotdogs have to do with Valentine’s Day?
Your guess is a good as mine.
Randy weenies aren’t they?

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Mustard seems to be the lube of choice for our friends here.

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I give up.
Happy Valentine’s Day!

valentine love junkie

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About Cakes McCain

Aka. 'Oliver Twist with Furniture and Diamonds' Ex-pat, lunatic, survivor - A Bridget Jones/Shirley Valentine hybrid, epically flawed, neurotic literary ‘dirty apple’ with a penchant for broad shoulders, epic orgasms, & lazy Sunday mornings eating cake in bed. Almost always broken-hearted, forever analysing everything to a bloody pulp and eternally obessing over 'Pasta for One - The Manuscript' a chick-lit memoir about living single in fabulous Italy, while trying not to throw yourself in front of a speeding bus.
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