But why Italy? My story
“I’m not exactly sure what happened. Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another… If I’m going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice!” – The Joker
Once upon a time I made a rash decision to leave the civilized world of North America and move to Italy – I figured if I thought about it and rationalized it too much, I’d never do it. So on this whim, I hit the road for greener pastures, better tomato sauce, and a virtual smorgasbord of hot men. What I have actually found are beautiful summers near the Mediterranean that are worth enduring 5 months of heavy rains and misery, infantile men, square toilet seats, a small number of precious friends I wouldn’t trade for anything, neighbors from hell, the best food in the world, a sometimes bizarre and ambiguous culture… and my own little slice of infuriating paradise. While everything is spinning around me, I pause to take in the sounds, the smells, the visuals… and wait for the next scene to evolve. This is my life/my movie.
Pasta is good… but I only like it ‘al dente’
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