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Middle-aged & Angry: Things I’d say on social media if I was an a**hole.

I wouldn’t actually say these things as I’m not THAT MUCH of an asshole and because I only just think them. I’m merely a middle-aged, unemployed professional with a hell of a lot of repressed anger that wants to avoid … Continue reading

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The Spy That Loved Thee: Celebrating The Average Femme

 Curious? Guilty. I had to see who she was –  ‘the (ex) wife.’ I dug around/cyber-snooped. I found a photo. A daughter, a husband and a wife… She wasn’t what I expected. She looked sour, bored. Uninspired. He was in … Continue reading

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Cakes vs. Scones: The Identity Crisis

During the last few months while my mojo has been curled-up into the fetal position and I have attempted (on some level) to deal with a cornucopia of emotional shit to which I am in not willing to succumb (denial hard at work) … Continue reading

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Info you didn’t know or really care to, but here it is anyways…

I’ve been tagged  (or more fittingly – tackled)  by the fabulous Teri ‘The Narcissist,’  to respond to a list of personal questions that is currently being circulated within our incestuous blog family. (I love this stuff!) Teri ‘ejaculates’ the goods with an abundance of self-love, and doesn’t beat around … Continue reading

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Don’t Knock The Golden Cock

My creamiest and most colossal gratitude goes out to the fabulous and ‘vagina-envy’ worthy Kat at SnarkySnatch for the bestowment upon yours truly, of her very own creation… It ain’t no yellow rooster folks… And I thank the powers that … Continue reading

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Awards, kissing girls and cocktail weenies

This is so long overdue… However let’s not confuse ungratefulness with utter idleness. Unfortunately this is how I roll, and believe it or not in a place like South Italy – I am considered a dynamo/rock star of efficiency (little … Continue reading

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