Category Archives: dating
The Spy That Loved Thee: Celebrating The Average Femme
Curious? Guilty. I had to see who she was – ‘the (ex) wife.’ I dug around/cyber-snooped. I found a photo. A daughter, a husband and a wife… She wasn’t what I expected. She looked sour, bored. Uninspired. He was in … Continue reading
Whatever happened to Cakes McCain?
Meet the grand master of procrastination and the poster-girl for lazy. Everyday for weeks (OK, months), I had planned my return to the blogsphere, however I just never got around to it, and felt like for the most part, life was actually too … Continue reading
Cakes vs. Scones: The Identity Crisis
During the last few months while my mojo has been curled-up into the fetal position and I have attempted (on some level) to deal with a cornucopia of emotional shit to which I am in not willing to succumb (denial hard at work) … Continue reading
2+ months: Sex, death and champagne.
I had a good month… That was all the time I actually spent in the UK with the lovely Sir English. We drank champagne and ate cake… Made-out on the banks of some river while being ogled by intrusive sheep… … Continue reading
Welcome to the ‘Man-Cave’
The voyage via ferry from The Netherlands to The UK was uneventful to say the least. Feeling abunbdantly sorry for my travelling companion Miss Big-Paws – I spent most of the time sitting in the ship’s kennel room keeping her company. Upon … Continue reading
Departures and (various) Entries…
THE PRE-DEPARTURE I decided months ago I was not going to spend my entire summer in a social coma dressed in my pyjamas 24-7, sitting in bed, a Linda Blair-Cyndi Lauper hybrid, yet again watching the complete series of Doctor Who … Continue reading
The saga of my relative homelessness, uncertain future, travel neurosis and dating a NICE man… Begins.
It’s official. I will be on a plane, blowing this popsicle stand, and off this continent come May 15. My mandate is to scope the far corners of various hoods and revive my creativity as it has suffered from acute … Continue reading