Category Archives: ex boyfriends

We used to be friends. No wait, you just dicked me around to validate your ginormous ego.

A long time ago, we used to be friends But I haven’t thought of you lately at all If ever again, a greeting I send to you, Short and sweet to the soul I intend… My former Italian Holy Grail … Continue reading

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Yeah this is my blog, whatever…

Would a cake by any other name taste as sweet? Last month when I first saw ‘the comment’ posted on one of my last blog posts, which was sent to my inbox via email notification  – I knew immediately who it was, even … Continue reading

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Wrapping up loose ends and egos in check

Oddly enough in the last few weeks some of the old cast has resurfaced for guest-star cameo appearances on the final episodes of… The Cakes McCain Show: Loving, Hating and Leaving South Italy. Last month I finally picked up the … Continue reading

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Saying goodbye and a postcard from the edge…

I decided not long ago that a return to the homeland would be inevitable at some point. If I were to go back  Western Canada would be my best bet, as I’d have a better chance of finding work as … Continue reading

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Settling in ‘Singledom’

I used to have a “LIST.” It included all the admirable qualities my ‘Holy Grail of Manhood’ should embody and the varied interests that we should share. What happened to it?… Well, as of recently it went a little something … Continue reading

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I’ve been ‘SEXT:’ An online porn moment with yours truly

I figured the best way to climb out of this mental abyss I seem to have fallen into lately would to be  get back in the game, and with a vengeance.  I had previously  set up a profile on an … Continue reading

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My soul-mate married a muffin-top

This week there is a full moon inside the bell-jar… With the exception of Wednesday night and actually being social by having Michele and Marianne over for drinks (via their suggestion), I have barely left the house, eaten, and have … Continue reading

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