Category Archives: humour

The saga of my relative homelessness, uncertain future, travel neurosis and dating a NICE man… Begins.

Posted on April 23, 2013 by Cakes McCain

It’s official. I will be on a plane, blowing this popsicle stand, and off this continent come May 15.  My mandate is to scope the far corners of various hoods and revive my creativity as it has suffered from acute … Continue reading →

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Functionally freaked and hitting the open road…

Posted on April 7, 2013 by Cakes McCain

I have been here almost 5 months, with the exception of the week I spent in Big City. I don’t work, I can barely write anymore, I’m bored, isolated and rarely leave the house more than twice a week – … Continue reading →

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Post-clarity and more cake!

Posted on April 3, 2013 by Cakes McCain

He’s so nerdy, smart and funny. He grabs my glasses and does Michael Cane imitations – I love it. It cracks me up. I make him do it for my friends, however it’s mostly for my benefit. Post kiss dialogue… CM: I … Continue reading →

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Part 3: 4 days, first dates, and a slice of cake

Posted on March 30, 2013 by Cakes McCain

Due to ingesting the ‘Mules’ from the night before, I woke up Saturday morning with a slight headache, along with a side of ‘WTF?’ Specifically over why I had seemingly been banished to ‘The Friend Zone’ which incidentally – royally … Continue reading →

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Part 2: 4 days, first dates, and a slice of cake

Posted on March 29, 2013 by Cakes McCain

Before ‘Sir English’ and I embarked on our quest for a dinner locale, I decided it would be a good idea to offer ‘Beercan’ a peace offering, as he was SLIGHTLY inconvenienced for a short time the evening before being … Continue reading →

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4 days, first dates, and a slice of cake: Part 1

Posted on March 28, 2013 by Cakes McCain

Backing up a few days earlier… I expected to arrive at the airport in a cold sweat, but fortunately (or unfortunately depending how you look at it)  while staying with extended family in Big City and before exiting the house for the airport, … Continue reading →

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Info you didn’t know or really care to, but here it is anyways…

Posted on February 16, 2013 by Cakes McCain

I’ve been tagged  (or more fittingly – tackled)  by the fabulous Teri ‘The Narcissist,’  to respond to a list of personal questions that is currently being circulated within our incestuous blog family. (I love this stuff!) Teri ‘ejaculates’ the goods with an abundance of self-love, and doesn’t beat around … Continue reading →

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Randy cocktail weenies and other icons of love…

Posted on February 14, 2013 by Cakes McCain

Don’t let the cute illustrations on valentine cards fool you my friends, in the final chapter to countdown our glorious day of LOVE, I give you the remaining Valentine selects suited for  junkfood junkies, kinksters and love-sick homicidal maniacs à la Glenn … Continue reading →

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That’s amore! Sweet Valentine’s Day innuendos for the insane!

Posted on February 13, 2013 by Cakes McCain

I have fond memories  as a wee youngster long ago exchanging valentines with my fellow classmates. All of us with our little hand-made Valentine delivery envelopes made of red craft paper, with all of our names written on them. Wasn’t it just the nicest thing to get … Continue reading →

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We used to be friends. No wait, you just dicked me around to validate your ginormous ego.

Posted on February 2, 2013 by Cakes McCain

A long time ago, we used to be friends But I haven’t thought of you lately at all If ever again, a greeting I send to you, Short and sweet to the soul I intend… My former Italian Holy Grail … Continue reading →

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