Category Archives: Italian food

The Spy That Loved Thee: Celebrating The Average Femme

 Curious? Guilty. I had to see who she was –  ‘the (ex) wife.’ I dug around/cyber-snooped. I found a photo. A daughter, a husband and a wife… She wasn’t what I expected. She looked sour, bored. Uninspired. He was in … Continue reading

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10,000 mosquitoes and my date with a ham sandwich

My most recent process of elimination has members of ‘The Cakes McCain Peanut Gallery’ running through the proverbial revolving door (and subsequent deleting of their numbers from my cel). This is proving to be increasingly useful as it seems to be … Continue reading

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A Sexy Summer Begins: The new cast and a former-guest star!

I feel very fortunate, as these days I have a supporting cast aka. ‘fresh meat.’ If I had to sit here without the new peanut gallery and empty social calendar I am sure I’d drive myself insane thinking about ‘Traveler‘ … Continue reading

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The Cakes McCain Show

I am here! One of the main things that irks me about Italy is the noise. I have never lived in a place (until now) where people holler to this level of needless excess. People yelling into their cel phones, … Continue reading

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Pasta for One … the not so humble beginnings

“Pasta for One” is my sordid, trivial, funny yet sarcastic, and jaded tale of a 30-something x-pat female living in the south of Italy along with general strangeness, a “pazzo” jealous ex-boyfriend, strange cultural curiosities, and former neighbors I’d love … Continue reading

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