Category Archives: lost love

Randy cocktail weenies and other icons of love…

Don’t let the cute illustrations on valentine cards fool you my friends, in the final chapter to countdown our glorious day of LOVE, I give you the remaining Valentine selects suited for  junkfood junkies, kinksters and love-sick homicidal maniacs à la Glenn … Continue reading

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We used to be friends. No wait, you just dicked me around to validate your ginormous ego.

A long time ago, we used to be friends But I haven’t thought of you lately at all If ever again, a greeting I send to you, Short and sweet to the soul I intend… My former Italian Holy Grail … Continue reading

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Yeah this is my blog, whatever…

Would a cake by any other name taste as sweet? Last month when I first saw ‘the comment’ posted on one of my last blog posts, which was sent to my inbox via email notification  – I knew immediately who it was, even … Continue reading

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Going from HOT to NOT

Have I lost all sense of judgement? Have I  just been at this online dating way too long? Will I end up like Margot Kidder?… Single, disoriented and mumbling incoherently in a wood pile? Yesterday I was dissed by a … Continue reading

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My soul-mate married a muffin-top

This week there is a full moon inside the bell-jar… With the exception of Wednesday night and actually being social by having Michele and Marianne over for drinks (via their suggestion), I have barely left the house, eaten, and have … Continue reading

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24 hrs. of compliments, mini mind-f’cks, and holy-grails

Yesterday was hard. In only a few days I had gone from 100 to zero. Feeling defeated by ‘Atlas’ – A metaphorical ‘Olympic Gold Winner’ in the Hot and Cold Games, in a moment of weakness and sadist stupidity I called … Continue reading

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