Category Archives: perverts

Whatever happened to Cakes McCain?

Meet the grand master of procrastination and the poster-girl for lazy. Everyday for weeks (OK, months), I had planned my return to the blogsphere, however I just never got around to it, and felt like for the most part, life was actually too … Continue reading

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Cakes vs. Scones: The Identity Crisis

During the last few months while my mojo has been curled-up into the fetal position and I have attempted (on some level) to deal with a cornucopia of emotional shit to which I am in not willing to succumb (denial hard at work) … Continue reading

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The saga of my relative homelessness, uncertain future, travel neurosis and dating a NICE man… Begins.

It’s official. I will be on a plane, blowing this popsicle stand, and off this continent come May 15.  My mandate is to scope the far corners of various hoods and revive my creativity as it has suffered from acute … Continue reading

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Randy cocktail weenies and other icons of love…

Don’t let the cute illustrations on valentine cards fool you my friends, in the final chapter to countdown our glorious day of LOVE, I give you the remaining Valentine selects suited for  junkfood junkies, kinksters and love-sick homicidal maniacs à la Glenn … Continue reading

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That’s amore! Sweet Valentine’s Day innuendos for the insane!

I have fond memories  as a wee youngster long ago exchanging valentines with my fellow classmates. All of us with our little hand-made Valentine delivery envelopes made of red craft paper, with all of our names written on them. Wasn’t it just the nicest thing to get … Continue reading

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Twilight-zoned and single in the city

Lately I had been feeling somewhat twilight-zoned back in my own country, a mere alien in my own land. I get the ‘stumped game-show contestant’ look whenever I ask servers for mineral water or pronounce Italian food items correctly with an Italian … Continue reading

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Don’t Knock The Golden Cock

My creamiest and most colossal gratitude goes out to the fabulous and ‘vagina-envy’ worthy Kat at SnarkySnatch for the bestowment upon yours truly, of her very own creation… It ain’t no yellow rooster folks… And I thank the powers that … Continue reading

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A life in limbo and a brand new Purgatory!

It ain’t no party where I’m going. These days my daily routine consists of packing, packing, more packing and obsessing over packing, while my thoughts hover over focusing on the many reasons I am getting out of here while repeating over and … Continue reading

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More skewered dating profiles and “THINGS!”

Last night I momentarily tore myself away from my latest pan of ‘Those Damn Healthy Brownies’  to search online for a much more scaled-down version of my Holy Grail of Manhood. During this particular quest, I came across these 2 little … Continue reading

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To be or not to be (a player): Rejects from the Hot Tub

Turns out I shall be reaping no benefits or prizes for my honest and sincere attempts at being a player in the zone. Yes, it has all been in vain. Ah the irony! Upon examination of my my sexual  abacus and the last few ‘equations’  … Continue reading

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