Category Archives: players

Whatever happened to Cakes McCain?

Meet the grand master of procrastination and the poster-girl for lazy. Everyday for weeks (OK, months), I had planned my return to the blogsphere, however I just never got around to it, and felt like for the most part, life was actually too … Continue reading

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Randy cocktail weenies and other icons of love…

Don’t let the cute illustrations on valentine cards fool you my friends, in the final chapter to countdown our glorious day of LOVE, I give you the remaining Valentine selects suited for  junkfood junkies, kinksters and love-sick homicidal maniacs à la Glenn … Continue reading

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We used to be friends. No wait, you just dicked me around to validate your ginormous ego.

A long time ago, we used to be friends But I haven’t thought of you lately at all If ever again, a greeting I send to you, Short and sweet to the soul I intend… My former Italian Holy Grail … Continue reading

Posted in break-up, cake, casual sex, dating, dating rejects, European men, ex boyfriends, exes, Friends with benefits, friendship, guilt, hook-ups, humour, internet dating, Italian life, Italian men, Italy, Italy living, Lies, Life in Italy, losers, lost love, love, players, relationships, self examination, self help, self loathing, sex, Uncategorized, web dating, x-pat, x-pats | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 7 Comments

Keep calm and suck it up…

I am very thankful to everyone for all the lovely condolences, kind words and concern I received since last Tuesday and regarding the news contained in my last post. The pending question seems to be how I am holding up these days… Besides lounging in bed … Continue reading

Posted in boredom, chocolate, dating, dating rejects, depression, European men, friendship, hook-ups, humour, internet dating, Italian life, Italy, Italy living, Life in Italy, Living in Italy, losers, love, online dating, players, relationships, self examination, self help, self loathing, single girl, social misfit, trust, Uncategorized, web dating | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Twilight-zoned and single in the city

Lately I had been feeling somewhat twilight-zoned back in my own country, a mere alien in my own land. I get the ‘stumped game-show contestant’ look whenever I ask servers for mineral water or pronounce Italian food items correctly with an Italian … Continue reading

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Time to celebrate this week’s ‘WTF Online-Dating Profile!’

Here we go again… As I have recently arrived back in the Canadian home-zone I felt it only fair I finally pay some local Toronto homeboys homage for putting themselves out there in the online-dating world… Other than noting the … Continue reading

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Don’t Knock The Golden Cock

My creamiest and most colossal gratitude goes out to the fabulous and ‘vagina-envy’ worthy Kat at SnarkySnatch for the bestowment upon yours truly, of her very own creation… It ain’t no yellow rooster folks… And I thank the powers that … Continue reading

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