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Cakes vs. Scones: The Identity Crisis

During the last few months while my mojo has been curled-up into the fetal position and I have attempted (on some level) to deal with a cornucopia of emotional shit to which I am in not willing to succumb (denial hard at work) … Continue reading

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Post-clarity and more cake!

He’s so nerdy, smart and funny. He grabs my glasses and does Michael Cane imitations – I love it. It cracks me up. I make him do it for my friends, however it’s mostly for my benefit. Post kiss dialogue… CM: I … Continue reading

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Part 2: 4 days, first dates, and a slice of cake

Before ‘Sir English’ and I embarked on our quest for a dinner locale, I decided it would be a good idea to offer ‘Beercan’ a peace offering, as he was SLIGHTLY inconvenienced for a short time the evening before being … Continue reading

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Info you didn’t know or really care to, but here it is anyways…

I’ve been tagged  (or more fittingly – tackled)  by the fabulous Teri ‘The Narcissist,’  to respond to a list of personal questions that is currently being circulated within our incestuous blog family. (I love this stuff!) Teri ‘ejaculates’ the goods with an abundance of self-love, and doesn’t beat around … Continue reading

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We used to be friends. No wait, you just dicked me around to validate your ginormous ego.

A long time ago, we used to be friends But I haven’t thought of you lately at all If ever again, a greeting I send to you, Short and sweet to the soul I intend… My former Italian Holy Grail … Continue reading

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More skewered dating profiles and “THINGS!”

Last night I momentarily tore myself away from my latest pan of ‘Those Damn Healthy Brownies’  to search online for a much more scaled-down version of my Holy Grail of Manhood. During this particular quest, I came across these 2 little … Continue reading

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A Single Gal’s Brownie Binge (boring) Weekend

What am I DOING this weekend? Does this answer your question?… The only reason I am not crippled by guilt and slumped over the toilet with my head in the bowl in my own version of a metaphorical ‘vomitorium’ like … Continue reading

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