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The longest/shortest staircase in the world for getting your shit together before seeing the ex
That was it, basically. I had no concept of time exiting my rental apartment and descending that massive, ancient staircase, as I knew that before tiny me got to the bottom and opened that giant door to the outside, I … Continue reading
Posted in bloggers, break up, dating, dating rejects, European men, ex boyfriends, exes, First love, friendship, hook-ups, humour, Italian life, Italian men, Italy, Italy living, Life in Italy, Living in Italy, lost love, love, players, relationships, self examination, sex, single girl, social misfit, Uncategorized, x-pat, x-pats
Tagged bitching, confidence, ego, food, friends, humour, Italy, life, love, men, relationships, sex, travelling
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The Spy That Loved Thee: Celebrating The Average Femme
Curious? Guilty. I had to see who she was – ‘the (ex) wife.’ I dug around/cyber-snooped. I found a photo. A daughter, a husband and a wife… She wasn’t what I expected. She looked sour, bored. Uninspired. He was in … Continue reading
Posted in blog, bloggers, break up, break-up, dating, dating rejects, depression, Eating, European men, ex boyfriends, exes, food, friendship, humour, Italian food, Italian life, Italian media, Italian men, Italy, Italy living, Life in Italy, Living in Italy, losers, lost love, love, relationships, self examination, self help, self loathing, sex, Uncategorized, writers, x-pat, x-pats
Tagged bitching, bloggers, blogs, confidence, depression, expat, expats Italy, food, friends, humour, Italy, Italy living, life, Living in Italy, love, marriage, men, relationships, X-pat in Italy
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Meltdowns & The Return of Cristianity
Last December, matters had come to a particular blistering head. My toxic emotional-puss finally surfaced via a four-hour session of uncontrollable sobbing. Curled up in the fetal position and mummified in my duvet, the epiphany which should have been no … Continue reading
Posted in break up, break-up, ex boyfriends, exes, First love, friendship, hook-ups, Italian men, Italy, Italy living, Life in Italy, Living in Italy, love, positive thinking, relationships, self examination, self help, self loathing, single girl, social misfit, travel, Uncategorized, x-pat, x-pats
Tagged confidence, depression, expats, expats Italy, friendship, humour, Italian men, Italy, Italy living, life, love, men, relationships, travel
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Whatever happened to Cakes McCain?
Meet the grand master of procrastination and the poster-girl for lazy. Everyday for weeks (OK, months), I had planned my return to the blogsphere, however I just never got around to it, and felt like for the most part, life was actually too … Continue reading
Posted in dating, dating rejects, European men, hoarding, humour, Italian life, Italian men, Italy, Italy living, Life in Italy, Living in Italy, losers, MacDaddy, perverts, players, relationships, self examination, social misfit, Uncategorized, writers, x-pat, x-pats
Tagged bloggers, Canadian girl, dating, expat, expats, friendship, humour, Italian men, Italy, Italy living, Living in Italy, lunatics, men, online dating, rejection, relationships, single girl, writer
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Recently a FB contact took a pot shot at me in response to a quip I made on another friend’s post. The post was regarding odd couples she had observed that day, and my comment went something like this: “How … Continue reading
Cakes vs. Scones: The Identity Crisis
During the last few months while my mojo has been curled-up into the fetal position and I have attempted (on some level) to deal with a cornucopia of emotional shit to which I am in not willing to succumb (denial hard at work) … Continue reading
Posted in affirmations, blog, bloggers, boredom, cake, dating, depression, Eating, European men, friendship, grieving, guilt, humour, Italian life, Italian men, Italy, Italy living, Life in Italy, Living in Italy, losers, love, MacDaddy, perverts, positive thinking, relationships, self examination, self help, self loathing, sex, single girl, social misfit, travel, Uncategorized, writers, x-pat, x-pats
Tagged being poor, bloggers, cake, casual sex, dating, depression, eating, european men, expat, expats, humour, Italy, Italy living, Living in Italy, love, lunatics, men, relationships, self help, self-loathing, sex, single girl, writer
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A lost Mojo, Neurotic Salad and the gross misuse of ‘Mactac’
I might be this guy… Peter Whitman (Adrien Brody) with a simmering melancholy during his journey in Darjeeling Limited – Used his dead father’s razor, and wore his prescription glasses rendering him almost legally blind. Although I was tempted, as I had 3 … Continue reading
Posted in depression, friendship, grieving, humour, losers, love, positive thinking, self examination, self help, self loathing, travel, Uncategorized, x-pat, x-pats
Tagged Canadian girl, dating, depression, expat, expats, friendship, grief, grieving, humour, men, neurosis, neurotic, relationships
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2+ months: Sex, death and champagne.
I had a good month… That was all the time I actually spent in the UK with the lovely Sir English. We drank champagne and ate cake… Made-out on the banks of some river while being ogled by intrusive sheep… … Continue reading
Posted in cake, dating, depression, dogs, European men, friendship, grieving, guilt, hook-ups, humour, materialism, relationships, self examination, self help, single girl, social misfit, travel, x-pat
Tagged Canadian girl, dating, depression, friendship, grief, grieving, humour, lunatics, men, moving house, single girl
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Welcome to the ‘Man-Cave’
The voyage via ferry from The Netherlands to The UK was uneventful to say the least. Feeling abunbdantly sorry for my travelling companion Miss Big-Paws – I spent most of the time sitting in the ship’s kennel room keeping her company. Upon … Continue reading
Posted in dating, dogs, European men, humour, single girl, Uncategorized, x-pat, x-pats
Tagged Canadian girl, dating, expat, expats, first date, friendship, humour, lunatics, men, relationships, single girl, web dating
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Pasta for One 