Tag Archives: love
Middle-aged & Angry: Things I’d say on social media if I was an a**hole.
I wouldn’t actually say these things as I’m not THAT MUCH of an asshole and because I only just think them. I’m merely a middle-aged, unemployed professional with a hell of a lot of repressed anger that wants to avoid … Continue reading
The Spy That Loved Thee: Celebrating The Average Femme
Curious? Guilty. I had to see who she was – ‘the (ex) wife.’ I dug around/cyber-snooped. I found a photo. A daughter, a husband and a wife… She wasn’t what I expected. She looked sour, bored. Uninspired. He was in … Continue reading
Meltdowns & The Return of Cristianity
Last December, matters had come to a particular blistering head. My toxic emotional-puss finally surfaced via a four-hour session of uncontrollable sobbing. Curled up in the fetal position and mummified in my duvet, the epiphany which should have been no … Continue reading
Cakes vs. Scones: The Identity Crisis
During the last few months while my mojo has been curled-up into the fetal position and I have attempted (on some level) to deal with a cornucopia of emotional shit to which I am in not willing to succumb (denial hard at work) … Continue reading
Departures and (various) Entries…
THE PRE-DEPARTURE I decided months ago I was not going to spend my entire summer in a social coma dressed in my pyjamas 24-7, sitting in bed, a Linda Blair-Cyndi Lauper hybrid, yet again watching the complete series of Doctor Who … Continue reading
The saga of my relative homelessness, uncertain future, travel neurosis and dating a NICE man… Begins.
It’s official. I will be on a plane, blowing this popsicle stand, and off this continent come May 15. My mandate is to scope the far corners of various hoods and revive my creativity as it has suffered from acute … Continue reading