Tag Archives: rejection

Whatever happened to Cakes McCain?

Meet the grand master of procrastination and the poster-girl for lazy. Everyday for weeks (OK, months), I had planned my return to the blogsphere, however I just never got around to it, and felt like for the most part, life was actually too … Continue reading

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Departures and (various) Entries…

THE PRE-DEPARTURE I decided months ago I was not going to spend my entire summer in a social coma dressed in my pyjamas 24-7, sitting in bed, a Linda Blair-Cyndi Lauper hybrid, yet again watching the complete series of Doctor Who … Continue reading

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Post-clarity and more cake!

He’s so nerdy, smart and funny. He grabs my glasses and does Michael Cane imitations – I love it. It cracks me up. I make him do it for my friends, however it’s mostly for my benefit. Post kiss dialogue… CM: I … Continue reading

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Part 3: 4 days, first dates, and a slice of cake

Due to ingesting the ‘Mules’ from the night before, I woke up Saturday morning with a slight headache, along with a side of ‘WTF?’ Specifically over why I had seemingly been banished to ‘The Friend Zone’ which incidentally – royally … Continue reading

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Part 2: 4 days, first dates, and a slice of cake

Before ‘Sir English’ and I embarked on our quest for a dinner locale, I decided it would be a good idea to offer ‘Beercan’ a peace offering, as he was SLIGHTLY inconvenienced for a short time the evening before being … Continue reading

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Randy cocktail weenies and other icons of love…

Don’t let the cute illustrations on valentine cards fool you my friends, in the final chapter to countdown our glorious day of LOVE, I give you the remaining Valentine selects suited for  junkfood junkies, kinksters and love-sick homicidal maniacs à la Glenn … Continue reading

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That’s amore! Sweet Valentine’s Day innuendos for the insane!

I have fond memories  as a wee youngster long ago exchanging valentines with my fellow classmates. All of us with our little hand-made Valentine delivery envelopes made of red craft paper, with all of our names written on them. Wasn’t it just the nicest thing to get … Continue reading

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Valentines Day: Countdown to a NON-holiday!

“I want love to walk right up and bite me, grab a hold of me and fight me, leave me dying on the ground… I wont let love disrupt, corrupt, or interrupt me anymore.” Yeah right, who am I kidding? … Continue reading

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We used to be friends. No wait, you just dicked me around to validate your ginormous ego.

A long time ago, we used to be friends But I haven’t thought of you lately at all If ever again, a greeting I send to you, Short and sweet to the soul I intend… My former Italian Holy Grail … Continue reading

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Keep calm and suck it up…

I am very thankful to everyone for all the lovely condolences, kind words and concern I received since last Tuesday and regarding the news contained in my last post. The pending question seems to be how I am holding up these days… Besides lounging in bed … Continue reading

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