Tag Archives: self gratification

Info you didn’t know or really care to, but here it is anyways…

I’ve been tagged  (or more fittingly – tackled)  by the fabulous Teri ‘The Narcissist,’  to respond to a list of personal questions that is currently being circulated within our incestuous blog family. (I love this stuff!) Teri ‘ejaculates’ the goods with an abundance of self-love, and doesn’t beat around … Continue reading

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That’s amore! Sweet Valentine’s Day innuendos for the insane!

I have fond memories  as a wee youngster long ago exchanging valentines with my fellow classmates. All of us with our little hand-made Valentine delivery envelopes made of red craft paper, with all of our names written on them. Wasn’t it just the nicest thing to get … Continue reading

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Don’t Knock The Golden Cock

My creamiest and most colossal gratitude goes out to the fabulous and ‘vagina-envy’ worthy Kat at SnarkySnatch for the bestowment upon yours truly, of her very own creation… It ain’t no yellow rooster folks… And I thank the powers that … Continue reading

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More skewered dating profiles and “THINGS!”

Last night I momentarily tore myself away from my latest pan of ‘Those Damn Healthy Brownies’  to search online for a much more scaled-down version of my Holy Grail of Manhood. During this particular quest, I came across these 2 little … Continue reading

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4 men and a cake

It’s so f’cking hot here…  I’d love to make Fellini proud with my 21st century rendition of frolicking in a fountain. Specifically the one in Cava’s local piazza while blasting this song… Otherwise last week I had 3 dates. Two … Continue reading

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I’ve been ‘SEXT:’ An online porn moment with yours truly

I figured the best way to climb out of this mental abyss I seem to have fallen into lately would to be  get back in the game, and with a vengeance.  I had previously  set up a profile on an … Continue reading

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On-going contemplation with a dash of hope

I have made no secret that I have been entertaining the idea of returning to my own country, mainly for “security.” But I have realized what I have here in Italy by comparison, and have been asking myself: “What exactly … Continue reading

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